I was trying to figure out why I am still single and seem only capable with keeping up with an occasional late night call from my favorite lover. It dawned on me that the effort it takes to go one date may be what’s been my biggest road block. Let me take you through what needs to happen on a typical day in my life in order to go on one simple date. When I schedule a 7:30 date, usually on a Saturday, I need to spend the whole day preparing. My day begins at 6AM wake up call from my little four year old hugging me and asking we can wake up. I tell him we can not since it is still dark out but I suppose the question was meant to be rhetorical because now he is jumping on me and talking non- stop so – we are up! I down coffee and cook breakfast then I give Rivers a small LEGO set so I can buy some time and shower for the night.
If I don’t do it now, it will not happen. I shower and shave, just in case, you never know what might happen when you are exhausted and on wine. I braid my wet hair for two reasons; one, I have used up my free time as I hear Rivers calling me from downstairs and two, I’m hoping for a sexy beachy wave with minimal work later. Now it’s time for a day out, could be pool, beach, playdate, birthday party, whatever. We get home at 3Pm from a full day of chasing, monitoring, negotiating, and fun. During an hour of home play , I try to sneak away to pick an outfit for the evening. Rivers finds me in the closet and before I know it has taken down all my shoes but I don’t mind because at least he helps me with my clothing selection.
He actually has pretty good taste. We settle on all black with a nice heel. I lay the clothing out and pack my clutch and put shoes and bag by the door ready to go. Time to cook dinner! I cook a healthy home made meal. I usually eat dinner with Rivers at 5:00 Pm so I am starving but try not to eat since I am going out to dinner. But, while cleaning up I scarf down his left over mac and cheese with peas. Now we are getting into crunch time. While the bath is filling up, I apply my makeup quickly and undo braid. Support undergarments go on and I throw on a robe. Rivers gets in the bath and I finish blow drying and styling hair in his bathroom. PJS,stories, and then cuddling while I try my hardest not to fall asleep. By the time I come out my mascara is a bit runny from cuddling and Rivers is probably covered in black. I throw my outfit on, creep downstairs, and down a quick espresso shot.
My Dad arrives while I am calling the UBER with a few minutes to spare so I am not late. Did I mention that my Dad is my usual babysitter? This does not make a sexy scenario any easier. I either have to hide a person in the bushes or have them meet my dad right out of the gate, neither seem appealing so a night cap will be out of the question. I also expect to find Rivers sleeping in my bed when I get home, certainly not the threesome a man is hoping for. I arrive at the date exhausted and half disheveled but must pretend I am not. I am to never mention my son or day and must listen attentively while looking interested and laughing in the right places. All I am thinking about is getting home in time to watch tonight’s Housewives. Is it worth it? You need to know about the member xxl opinions for the purchasing of the supplement. The choosing of the correct place for the purchasing of the products is essential for the people. The meeting of the needs and requirements is possible for the people.